Anonymous asked: Dear Thavrin, I am in an absolutely dreadful dilemma! I promised myself I would never develop feelings for anyone else, and I have! What's worse, is the person is a huge jerk that smells like dead fish when they forget to bathe, and their sister is a total psycho. What should I do?
Thavrin opened his mouth to reply, but Mirriam put her hand on his face and shoved him away. “I’ll field this one, bro.”
She cleared her throat and said, “Well, If I was you I’d probably lie down in front of a movin’ carriage, but then there’d be th’ risk of you causin’ it t’ bounce up int’ th’ atmosphere with that huge, bouncy girth of yers.
“Barrin’ that, maybe you should understand that you’re the one who’s a ‘huge jerk,’ emphasis on ‘huge,’ and you should also understand that ain’t nobody in their right mind’s gonna love somebody who thinks it’s okay t’ slander their family.”